"If I had a drink for every fuck I give, I’d be one sober mother fucker. But if I had a drink for every fuck I gave about her, I’d be intoxicated forever. I’d drink myself to death."
last night at the club my friends introduced me to these guys and the guys were like “we’re 22″ and I was like cool and then a minute later they were like “we’re kidding we’re 18″ and I was like 18!!!!! 18!!!!!!!! you’re as young as my youngest siblings now I have to PROTECT you and the one guy was like 6 ft+ and he was like “no you have that wrong, I need to protect you girls” and I was like “okay yeah physically but I have to protect you emotionally” and he was like “oh okay yeah”
like 30 mins later he came back up to me like “I just realized it’s the same age difference between you and me as me and my baby sister and you’re right. you’re so right.”
![homeotherm:
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there’s a butterfly on his butt
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“ [x]
there’s a butterfly on his butt
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